HOLIDAYS ARE OUR BUSINESS
Our Wacky Holidays
International Eat An Animal For PETA Day
The hypocrites run kill shelters. They don’t want us to keep animals as pets. Of course, they don’t think anyone should eat meat, fish, eggs, or dairy products. That’s where International Eat an Animal for PETA Day comes in. It’s the day where we eat animal products for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.Why eat meat? Because […]
Absolutely Incredible Kids Day
Date When Celebrated : Always March 15th Sure, your kid is pretty good. But, my kid is absolutely incredible! As a matter of fact, all of my kids are absolutely incredible. As a parent, I am going to take full advantage of being the author of this page to exercise my bragging rights, and to […]
True Confessions Day
Keeping a guilty secret can be stressful and puts a strain on any relationship. On a lighter note, confessing your feelings to someone could start a beautiful new friendship! True Confessions Day is a day that was created to inspire people to let go of their secrets and have a day of honesty. It’s no […]
Everything You Think is Wrong Day
Date When Celebrated : Always March 15th Everything You Think is Wrong Day is a day when nothing goes right. Have you ever had a day like that...... a day when nothing was going right? Yeah, me too! Well, today is a special day in recognition that everyone has a bad day once in a […]
Brutus Day
Brutus Day aims to promote recognition of the fact that betrayal, backstabbing and dirty politics aren’t by any means a thing of the past, and are as widespread and tactical in our modern, corporate lives as they were in the forums of ancient Rome. Watch your back, avoid office politics, and look out for your […]
Pears Helene Day
Americans never developed the same love of pears that they have for apples, but we have fallen for a number of desserts that star this end-of-summer fresh pick, including ice cream sundae-style Pears Helene. Source: food.com
Steak and BJ day
Rumps and Romps. Fillets and Fellatio. Sirloins and Sucking. Some say it was invented by the Romans in 269AD, and institutionalized through St Valentine’s cousin, Claudius Fellatio. Others suggest that when World War II ended in 1945, president Harry S. Truman had the FBI covertly spread the word to act as a “welcome home” for […]
International Ask a Question Day
What? How? Where? Why? HUH?!? All of the questions you could possibly think of can be freely raised on Ask a Question Day!That’s right, now is your opportunity to ask that burning question that’s been festering in the dark recesses of your mind. We all know there’s no such thing as a stupid question, so […]
Moth-er Day
In a world with so much natural beauty, there’s one creature that is often overlooked: the moth. While butterflies seem to get all the attention, moths are often feared, disliked or ignored, but Moth-er Day was set up to change all that.Moth-er Day is a great opportunity to learn about moths and even get involved […]